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🩳 The Shorts Are Sassy, the Cheese Is Late
🩳 The Shorts Are Sassy, the Cheese Is Late
This week’s edition has fashion tips, curd drama, and a French teen looking for a host fam.
Cache Valley Locals
May 13, 2025
Trivia Question❓What does it mean when someone says "I'm living for the drama"? Answer at the bottom of the newsletter |
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Comic genius descends on Cache Valley as hometown favorites Aaron Woodall and Spence Roper make a grand return! This dynamic duo is set to light up LionHeart Hall on May 31, promising a night full of chuckles and belly laughs. Get ready for a comedy whirlwind—head over to Cache Valley Daily for all the hilarious deets. |
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Hold onto your hockey sticks, Cache Valley! The NHL team in Salt Lake City now has a permanent name—introducing the Utah Mammoth! This fresh identity promises to shake up the ice with energy and enthusiasm. According to Cache Valley Daily, fans can look forward to mammoth-sized excitement both on the rink and within the community. Game on! |
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Utah State’s team is leading the way with a groundbreaking digital mental health program. This innovative tool is set to make mental health care more accessible and efficient—right at your fingertips. Designed to support residents of all ages, it’s a game-changer for mental wellness. Discover how this local innovation is transforming lives over on KSL. |
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Get ready, Cache Valley! The Interfaith Choir is set to dazzle with their "Light We Share" concert at the Logan Tabernacle on May 17. It's an evening where voices blend and spirits lift, promising a musical journey that unites. Catch more details on Cache Valley Daily. Let the music light up your night! |
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🎮➡️🥎 From Joysticks to Jump Shots (Okay... Swinging Bats) Nibley City’s Coed Slow-Pitch League is calling all incoming 9th–12th graders—yes, even the ones currently glued to their screens. This league is chill, fun, and super beginner-friendly. Bonus? Games are three-team chaos (in the best way) and rotate every inning! 📅 Registration closes Wednesday—don’t miss it! |
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⚽️ Kicks, Confidence & Kayla! Got a soccer-obsessed kid (or one who just needs to run off some energy)? Meet Kayla—a local college player who trained under an Olympic gold medal coach and is now offering personal and group soccer sessions right here in Logan! 💥 Just $20/hour Warning: side effects may include sharper footwork, boosted confidence, and nonstop "Did you see my goal?!" chatter. |
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🎬 Speed into Movie Night! 🌀 Catch Sonic 3 on the big screen in the Community Room, where entry is FREE and snacks are 100% provided (and delicious). Bring your crew, grab some popcorn, and let’s see if Sonic can outrun bedtime. 🏃♂️💨 |
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🎭 Calling All Drama Queens (and Kings)! Auditions are now open for Blithe Spirit, the hilariously haunting comedy where one ghost, two wives, and a very confused husband make theatrical magic. 📍 Auditions: June 3 at Cedar Ridge Elementary Sign up now at fourseasonstheatre.org and get ready for supernatural shenanigans! |
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🏀 Meet Isis—from France, with love (and a basketball)! 🇫🇷🐢 This sweet, sporty, and culture-savvy teen is hoping to spend a school year in Cache Valley with a host family—could that be you? 💛 She’s curious, kind, and ready to jump into family dinners, Target runs, and whatever adventures your crew gets up to. 📩 Message Kasie at 801-367-9089 if you’re interested—or know someone who might be! |
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🔥 Got a soccer star in the making? Hot Shots tryouts are almost here! These competitive teams are a great way to level up your kid’s skills (and their footwork!). ⚽ |
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🚨 CURD EMERGENCY at GOSSNERS! 🚨 Due to some unexpected dairy drama this morning, curds won’t hit the shelves until after 1 PM—but trust us, they’re worth the wait. Swing by this afternoon and snag ‘em before they vanish! |
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🩳 BREAKING: Your Other Shorts Just Got Jealous We found the pair of shorts that will finally stop your summer outfit panic in its tracks. Meet the Kancan Mid-Lengths—aka the “I-can-breathe-in-these” miracle shorts. Mid-rise? Check. Frayed hem? Sass factor: high. Comfy stretch? Let’s just say your thighs will thank you. They’re classy enough for lunch with the in-laws, but chill enough for a Maverik run and Diet Coke detour. (You know the one.) 🎯 Bonus: They go with literally everything—except regret. Grab yours before they disappear like your motivation after 3 PM → Copper Lane Clothing |
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✨ Summertime Family Hack Alert! ✨ |
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☀️ SUMMER HACK ALERT ☀️ Want to keep kids cool, busy and outside for longer than 6 minutes? Head to Walmart or Sam’s Club and grab a box of those jumbo freezer sponges—aka cellulose cleaning sponges. 💦 Soak ’em. Freeze ’em. Toss them outside in a bucket. ✅ No mess like balloons Bonus: They’re great for cooling down kids at parades, soccer games, or that random craft fair you’ll definitely drag them to. |
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Can you go for a quick snow cone and end up in a 3-hour chat with your neighbor, your kid’s teacher, and your cousin’s old roommate—all while waiting in line. 🍧☀️👋 |
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See you around town! |
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💡 Answer to Trivia Question: It means they are enjoying and being entertained by the conflict or gossip happening around them. |